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20 Best Funny Love Quotes

February 25, 2017 admin March 20th, 2017
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Funny Love Quotes

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell

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Funny Love Quotes

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

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Funny Love Quotes

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.— Rita Rudner

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Funny Love Quotes

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.— Chelsea Peretti

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Funny Love Quotes

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.— Natasha Leggero

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Funny Love Quotes

I’m now making a Jewish bad word o film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent guilt.— Henny Youngman

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Funny Love Quotes

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.— Garry Shandling

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Funny Love Quotes

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.— Richard Jeni

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Funny Love Quotes

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?— Lily Tomlin

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Funny Love Quotes

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.— Jerry Seinfeld

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Funny Love Quotes

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.— George Burns

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Funny Love Quotes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.— Groucho Marx

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Funny Love Quotes

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.— Woody Allen

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Funny Love Quotes

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.— Fran Lebowitz

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Funny Love Quotes

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.— Richard Pryor

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Funny Love Quotes

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.— Rodney Dangerfield

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Funny Love Quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.— Johnny Carson

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Funny Love Quotes

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.— Elayne Boosler

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Funny Love Quotes

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.— Ray Romano

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Funny Love Quotes

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. — Jack Benny

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