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Humorous Quotes About Life Lessons

March 13, 2017 admin March 13th, 2017

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My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.-From the movie ED tv

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Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.-Terry Pratchett

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Life is hard, after all, it kills you.-Kathrine Hepburn

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.-George Carlin

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Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.-French Proverb

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.-Mark Twain

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.-Dalai Lama

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.-Homer Simpson

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.-Johnny Carson

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We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible.-That Seventies Show

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Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.-Anonymous

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.-Terry Pratchett

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.-Groucho Marx

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Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.-George Carlin

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.-Ellen DeGeneres

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.-George Bernard Shaw

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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.-Arthur Miller

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.-Jack Handey

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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?-Ernest Hemingway

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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.-Bill Hicks

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