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Humor Quotes

November 17, 2016 admin February 10th, 2017

Humor Quotes by famous peoples:

humor quotes “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
– Oscar Levant

humor quotes “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
– Benjamin Franklin Wade

humor quotes “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
– Groucho Marx

humor quotes “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
– Woody Allen

humor quotes “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

humor quotes “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”

– Albert Einstein

humor quotes “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
– Mae West

humor quotes “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

– Jane Austen

humor quotes “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

– Mark Twain

humor quotes“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

– Douglas Adams

 

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