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Funny Quotes

November 18, 2016 admin February 10th, 2017

Funny quotes by famous peoples:

Funny Quotes I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
-Charles M. Schulz

Funny Quotes “Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”

-Suzanne Collins

Funny Quotes “The planet is fine. The people are bad worded.”

-George Carlin

Funny Quotes “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

-Mark Twain

Funny Quotes “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”

-Albert Einstein

Funny Quotes “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
-Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Quotes “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

-Winston S. Churchill

Funny Quotes “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

-George Carlin

Funny Quotes “Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

-Robert Benchley

Funny Quotes “Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
-William Goldman

Funny Quotes“You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!”

-Lauren Myracle

 

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