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Funny Inspirational Quotes

March 13, 2017 admin March 13th, 2017

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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. -Fred Allen

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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.-Franklin P. Jones

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If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right. -Jules Renard

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When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman

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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -James Thurber

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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.-Frank Zappa

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill

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Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves. -Zig Ziglar

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. -Will Rogers

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain

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When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?’-Sydney Harris

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If you’re going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill

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A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.-Dolly Parton

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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.-Sam Levenson

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.-Will Rogers

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Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.-Harry Emerson Fosdick

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The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.-Galileo Galilei

 

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