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Funny Coffee Quotes

February 23, 2017 admin March 17th, 2017

Good morning funny coffee quotes with images:

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. -J.S. Bach

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Funny Coffee Quotes

How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for specials occasions. You know, like Wednesday.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Before I have coffee, everyone is an bad word. After I have coffee, everyone is still an bad word, but I have coffee.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. -Henry Rollins

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Without coffee… I wouldn’t be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am!!

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You laugh, I laugh. You cry. I cry. You take my coffee. Let God have mercy on your soul.

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After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Coffee: because Monday happens every week

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven

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A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

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The powers of a men’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. -Sir James Mackintosh

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Funny Coffee Quotes

What do we want? Coffee! When do we want it? I’ll bad wording cut you.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face… yep I’d say I’m ready for the day.. bring it on.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Coffee: A magical nectar that turns “leave me alone or die” into “good morning”

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Funny Coffee Quotes

There is only one thing I hate more than lying.. Decaf. which is water lying about being coffee!

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Funny Coffee Quotes

I only need a coffee on days ending with the letter “y”.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

All you need is love and a cup of coffee.

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Funny Coffee Quotes

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. -Fran Drescher

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Funny Coffee Quotes

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. -Howard Schultz

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The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet.

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It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.

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Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember thing like how to say words and put on pants.

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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a coffee & that’s kind of the same thing.

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