Good morning funny coffee quotes with images:
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. -J.S. Bach
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for specials occasions. You know, like Wednesday.
Before I have coffee, everyone is an bad word. After I have coffee, everyone is still an bad word, but I have coffee.
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. -Henry Rollins
Without coffee… I wouldn’t be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am!!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry. I cry. You take my coffee. Let God have mercy on your soul.
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.
Coffee: because Monday happens every week
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
The powers of a men’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. -Sir James Mackintosh
What do we want? Coffee! When do we want it? I’ll bad wording cut you.
Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face… yep I’d say I’m ready for the day.. bring it on.
Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.
Coffee: A magical nectar that turns “leave me alone or die” into “good morning”
There is only one thing I hate more than lying.. Decaf. which is water lying about being coffee!
I only need a coffee on days ending with the letter “y”.
All you need is love and a cup of coffee.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. -Fran Drescher
I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. -Howard Schultz
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet.
It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember thing like how to say words and put on pants.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a coffee & that’s kind of the same thing.