Funny quotes about best friend forever:
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.
If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yep, I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don’t get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
Best friends.. they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you.
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
Wherever we are, it is our friends that make our world.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows to grow.
We all have that friend who says “I’ll be there around 7” and then shows up around 9.
Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.