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Funny Breakfast Quotes

January 18, 2017 admin February 10th, 2017

Good morning funny breakfast quotes:

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Never work before breakfast; If you have to work before breakfast, eat you breakfast first. -Josh Billings

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

I like to use ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. -Demetri Martin

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

I love sleep because it’s like time machine to breakfast.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance. -Stephen Wright

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

The only BS I need in my life is breakfast and sex.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

There has been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food. -Ron Swanson

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is fourteen days. -Totie Fields

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

So, it turns out that, as an adult, you can eat chocolate cake for breakfast if you want. There’s literally no one policing this.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

I love days when my only problem is… tea or coffee.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. -Adelle Davis, American Nutritionist

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

A meal without wine, is called breakfast.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

If you want breakfast in bed tomorrow, sleep in the kitchen tonight.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

What do you mean by “Three cups of coffee and a can of pringles isn’t a good breakfast?!”

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house” business.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast…

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Hell is other people before breakfast.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

The breakfast steak the most important steak of the day.

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. -Marlene Dietrich

Funny Breakfast Quotes

Funny Breakfast Quotes

The force is strong with this breakfast.

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