Good morning funny breakfast quotes:
Never work before breakfast; If you have to work before breakfast, eat you breakfast first. -Josh Billings
I like to use ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. -Demetri Martin
I love sleep because it’s like time machine to breakfast.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French toast during the renaissance. -Stephen Wright
The only BS I need in my life is breakfast and sex.
There has been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food. -Ron Swanson
I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I have lost is fourteen days. -Totie Fields
So, it turns out that, as an adult, you can eat chocolate cake for breakfast if you want. There’s literally no one policing this.
I love days when my only problem is… tea or coffee.
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. -Adelle Davis, American Nutritionist
A meal without wine, is called breakfast.
If you want breakfast in bed tomorrow, sleep in the kitchen tonight.
What do you mean by “Three cups of coffee and a can of pringles isn’t a good breakfast?!”
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house” business.
As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast…
Hell is other people before breakfast.
The breakfast steak the most important steak of the day.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. -Marlene Dietrich
The force is strong with this breakfast.